OMG another Friday

Fri Mar 11, 2005

Another week has passed in our tranquil workers paradise. The weather here is wonderful and the citizens are spending every available moment out of doors. Well its not like they have much of a choice since we have begun our spring celebration. It was a glorious event the bulldozer operators were dressed in festively colored hard hats as they drove thru all the shantytowns in our urban renewal program. Unfortunately the planning committee hasn’t quite finished the replacement plans for our new and improved housing units. They assure me that within 24 to 36 months they should be prepared to begin the construction phase. Until then all residents have been provided with temporary cubical shelters (cardboard boxes).
My plan to sow dissention between the canines and the feline is progressing well. The feline has already begun minor terrorist attacks against certain canines and their food supplies. Said canines have begun to respond with attacks on the feline infrastructure specifically the waste treatment plant. I have taken both sides apart for private talks in which I reiterated the official support for whichever side I was speaking to at the time.
The plans for dealing with the dissident political prisoners have progressed nicely. The gulags are in preparation to receive 3/4 of the prisoner population as soon as transportation can be provided. In one of our most magnificent displays of generosity we are commuting one of the prisoners terms and will allow them to remain and be reunited with the rest of our society.
The plans are working well and my position as esteemed and gloriously loved president for life is well in hand. As a matter of fact just this morning the feline woke me (at about 4 am) to relay that very message in a secret code (if chewing on my forehead is a secret code for telling me how much he admires and respects my leadership abilities that is).
All is well in the workers paradise things progress nicely. Alas I must end this report as there are plans that need to be finalized, peasants to be repressed and class envy to be fomented. Till next time. Always remember we care so much were always "watching" out for you and we have "special" teams prepared to respond to any situation.