IIIIIITS...FRIDAY

Fri Mar 04, 2005 

Well well well another Friday has found us at last. Looks like its time for another update from the workers paradise the veritable utopia that is home. The observer has left as planned all went well we are not under any new sanctions. For their good behavior I have declared the day following the departure of the observer a state holiday. All citizen work quota's have been cut in half allowing them to spend half the day composing songs and poems praising the benevolent leader and all he has done for their miserable lives. It was a touching experience to see them all standing out there in their quaint peasant costumes singing and reading their poems.

It was amazingly easy to motivate them this time it required the least amount of hostages ever taken. I really feel Im making some progress in this area. The death squads have returned and are currently roaming the populace seeking the malcontents and removing them from the general population to reeducation camps. I am very proud of the fact that we here have one of the highest "education" rates in the world and are strong supporters of continuing "education" as it becomes needed. We will reeducate anyone simply if they ask or speak out.

There has been some kind of uneasy truce between the feline and the canines of the workers paradise. I suspect this will be something I need to look into. They seem to have fallen into a routine of some sorts and I may have to mix things up a bit. Just to keep some tension among the masses.

As for the political prisoners they are safely behind bars and the plans on removal are progressing nicely. There are currently no plans for a "final solution" all rumors to the contrary notwithstanding.

All in all it has been a glorious week in the workers paradise. A bunch of happy smiling faces ( if they know whats good for them at least). And things progressing nicely I am pleased to report.