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Fri Apr 22, 2005 

Another Friday has found us. This week has been a busy one here in the workers paradise. There have been several Terrorist actions to report this week so lets just get right on it.
The lull in the activity is over. Several attacks on the feline waste disposal unit were noted this week. prompting the powers that be ( namely me myself and I ) to seriously consider some structural changes to the feline waste disposal unit. A more secure unit is probably going to be needed soon. Rest assured that the secret police/death squads are even now investigating these attacks and are sure they will have the hooligans in custody shortly. I personally believe it was the work of a specific spotted canine, But will let the system work and the guilty will be punished.

A second and more dangerous and costly attack to the transportation system has been reported today. The preliminary reports are a little confused and the experts are currently investigating the situation. I am expecting a report shortly that will clearly define the damage and required repairs and possible causes of the damage. We can only hope it will not require too many resources to repair this situation. We will keep you informed as soon as more information is available.

The canines and feline have been trading minor attacks all week nothing terribly serious mostly just annoyances to each other. As you might have surmised my plan to continue the tension is working well neither side has had the time or opportunity to plan any further action against the Benevolent Leader as they are too busy plotting inefficient and pointless attacks against each other. I do find it somewhat interesting to see how they choose to carry out these attacks. The canines tend to be less personal and much more focused on the felines infrastructure while the feline seems to take his attacks directly against the canine in question. I am constantly amused by their pathetic interactions and ease with which they are manipulated. Sometimes its good to be the Benevolent Leader.

Transportation for the political prisoners has been postponed once again. I am assured it should take place within the next few months but no one is certain exactly when.
Either way tension among the masses is up and that's always a good thing as it keeps the focus away from any "other" activities.

I think I will wrap this up as its been a long difficult week but satisfying none the less. In closing always remember " No need to dial 911 since we already know what your doing. " Or my personal favorite, " A society of stool pigeons and informers is a polite society......or at least to damn afraid to do anything to piss the other guy off." Enjoy and I will talk to you all next week.