Another Friday has leapt upon us (they’re sneaky that way)

Fri Apr 08, 2005

It’s been an eventful week in the workers paradise. The friction between the feline and canines has reached almost epic proportions coming to blows several times. I must say I am very pleased with the outcome of my efforts. It’s rather obvious the feline and canines will never band together against me.

I am also quite pleased with the ongoing efforts to keep the political prisoners in check and neutralize any support or sympathy they might has gathered among the masses. Things in that area are progressing well and the political prisoners have almost no support from the general public any longer.

All in all things have gone so well I am ready to move on to the next phase of my diabolical plan. The wheels are in motion, The medical team is scheduled for next Tuesday, The feline will be in for quite a surprise (Say goodbye to your little friends) Or as the specialist liked to call it "brain" surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday. I am hoping after the ahhm "procedure" the feline will be "more open to suggestions".

I believe a more malleable feline will go far to complete my Iron grip of control and the Beloved Leader for Life position will be in my grasp for many years to come. After all its not much fun to be Beloved Leader for Life if Life is only a few months or years.

Well that’s about it for my report this week. Things are well in hand and progressing nicely. Now if you will all excuse me its time to go taunt the feline and repress the masses. A despot’s day is never over there’s always one more peon to torment or one more hope to dash mercilessly.