Dateline...FRIDAY

Fri Jun 10, 2005 

Again it’s a slow time in the workers paradise this week. But there are some curious undercurrents flowing lately. I suspect this may the calm before the storm. It’s about time for some excitement anyway.
The Feline has started some rather secretive activities and he’s even managed to give the secret police/death squads the slip now and again. I think the lull in activity has caused them to become a little lax. Therefore I have instituted a new policy which will hopefully reinvigorate the rank and file. This new policy is...."Screw up one more time and you will find yourself against a very messy wall with a cigarette in your mouth and a blindfold on." Hopefully this will provide the needed guidance for them to perform their duties properly.

Speaking of the Feline he has begun spending more time alone and seemingly plotting some action. I am confident it will be some grand plan that will fail to produce the intended result but be delivered with his usual flair for the dramatic. Perhaps Robin Williams was right in that Felines are just reincarnated drag queens and given to the drama of the situation. Either way this should be entertaining.

The Canines are a bumbling lot and there’s not even much bumbling going on lately. The youngest Canine is beginning to respond to the Felines constant low grade provocations and has even snapped at the Feline on a number of occasions lately. Unfortunately she is the only Canine showing any kind of activity lately causing me to wonder have we already reached "the dog days of summer". Perhaps things will begin to liven up after the Felines big production.....or not.

The political prisoners are continuing in their seclusion but rumor has it there may be a change in their situation sometime next month. No one is sure yet but we are hopeful for a resolution to this soon. I will keep you informed of any developments in that area.

It is time for me to close this little note. I remain the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for life. Ohh one more thing the Secret police/Death squad personnel assigned to the listening post would like to thank you all for speaking clearly and loudly it really has made their job much easier. Take care all of you and remember we know who you are and we know what you’re doing.