Another Friday

Fri Feb 18, 2005

Again with the Fridays...what’s up with that? Another week gone by and its SSDW. A little update on my glorious workers paradise. Both the canines and the feline residents are joyously celebrating another week under the thumb errr I mean gentle guiding hand of their most benevolent and gracious leader. It’s obvious that the plan of social tension is paying off as the assassination attempts have begun to taper off. The feline has slowed his nocturnal attacks and is only making a half hearted attempt every now and again to kill his beloved leader by throwing his body in front of the leaders path in an attempt to trip him as he tries to make his way to the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning.

The canines are still bumbling around not accomplishing anything useful. One has decided it is quite acceptable to bring in pecans from the yard and eat them in the middle of the living room floor leaving the shell fragments all about. This has been an ongoing issue and since the offending canine is the weakest link experts agree the offending Canine is non compes mentis to stand trial for the grievous offenses listed. The remaining canines fear this could lead to the revival of the dreaded death squads. The benevolent leader has disavowed any knowledge of alleged death squads now or ever

Amnesty International has ruled the political prisoners held in our detention camps are in no way being mistreated and actually ARE "evil little sh*ts that deserve everything they get." Word is there are plans to send the remainder of the malcontents off to the gulag. The benevolent leader will not confirm these whispers but unnamed sources say communication has been sent to the gulags to prepare to receive the remainder of the political prisoners.

Well that’s all I have for this week. Its time to put on the iron glove and heartlessly crush the aspirations of the little people.