Hmmm I'm running out of cute Friday sayings.Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 am Well concerned citizens, Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases. Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward. The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately. Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate. Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 am Well concerned citizens, Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases. Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward. The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately. Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate. Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 am Well concerned citizens, Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases. Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward. The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately. Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate. Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.

Fri May 20, 2005
Well concerned citizens,
Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases.

Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward.

The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately.

Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate.

Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.