Hmmm I'm running out of cute Friday sayings.Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 am Well concerned citizens, Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases. Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward. The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately. Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate. Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 am Well concerned citizens, Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases. Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward. The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately. Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate. Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.Fri May 20, 2005 9:50 am Well concerned citizens, Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases. Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward. The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately. Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate. Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.

Fri May 20, 2005
Well concerned citizens,
Another Friday is upon us and its time for the weekly report. Speaking of reports those of you near the "re-education" centers may be hearing rifle reports in the near future. pay no attention to them they are just a new method of education being used for certain "difficult" cases. We call it " High Impact" education and it hold promise for previously unreachable cases.

Suffice it to say its been a lively week this week. The plots have been flying thicker and faster than I've seen in a long time. Observers have uncovered several plots and plans against the Benevolent Leader/Dictator for Life. All parties involved have been put under tighter watch to try and help flush out the rest of the conspirators. I expect to have this all wrapped up within a weeks time and be able to report a resounding success......alone with openings in multiple housing apartments shortly afterward.

The feline and canines are still at it. This week has seen an upsurge in terrorist activities between these two groups. The canines staged some kind of disturbance this morning which was quickly broken up. The feline has been steadily plotting and carrying out attacks on canine food supplies to what end I'm still not sure. Although he does at times seem to get confused and attack his own foodstuffs.( I have serious concerns for that feline's sanity.) Needless to say it does keep things interesting around here and proves to be a welcome break from all the other plotting that's been going on lately.

Other than those issues things are moving along well here in the workers paradise. So well in fact I think I will sneak out and see the opening of the new Lucas movie and let the masses take an extra 15 minutes lunch break to celebrate.

Well I think that's all I'm going to say today. I have many plots and plans to oversee and it keeps me fairly busy. And all this new plotting is really taking its toll. Anyway I'm going to sign off with this little reminder "Vee haff vays off makink you talk." and if that doesn't work our 24/7 informers are always happy to fill in the rest.

They call this a legal system?

The Knox trial is in the news again and I can't help but wonder if Italy actually expects the rest of the world to believe they have an actual legal system. In a place where civil complaints can be added to criminal cases even in the appeal process and if one chooses to appeal you can not only lose the appeal but actually have your sentence increased by the appeals court I can't help but ask "what kind of system do they think they have there"? From just news accounts it sounds to me like the entire case against Knox is flawed and the evidence was so mishandled that it will be impossible to know for sure who actually committed the crime.

After learning that the police and prosecutors can file civil libel claims against anyone who calls their competency into question all the while being able to publicly say things that are so outrageous you wonder if they are professionals or tabloid writers and have nothing done to them. It is painfully obvious to me one would be more likely to get a fair trial in Iran or Cuba than Italy.

That  a prosecutor is allowed to handle a case while at the same time He is being charged in another court and having to go from court to court as a prosecutor in one and a defendant in another is beyond belief. Especially as the second case had direct bearing on his actions as a prosecutor in a previous case where He is being charged with misconduct. It sounds more like an old Marx Brothers or Three Stooges script than an actual court case.

It seems to me those three idiot hikers who "accidentally" wandered into Iran from Iraq got a much more fair hearing than Amanda Knox. This is really odd as Italy is supposed to be a modern country with protections against human rights violations. At least that's what the EU would have us believe. I guess being an American in Italy is a little lower than human as the trial against Amanda Knox had all the fairness that permeates professional wrestling.

The police work in this case makes the LA police in the OJ Simpson case look absolutely professional and top of the line conduct. ( and everyone knows the police totally dropped the ball on OJ it doesnt matter whether you think OJ did it or not it was obvious the LA police dept completely messed up the investigation which left all the questions we still have about that case unanswered) Finally LA can say " at least were not as bad as them" and be taken seriously.

Hopefully this sad affair will be ended soon. Unfortunately with all the errors committed in this case no one will be able to know who is really responsible for killing a young woman in cold blood. That is the worst part of all of this mess. No matter what the outcome the concept of justice in Italy was completely destroyed and I doubt if it will be restored for a long time.

Well I guess thats all I have to say...except I dont think I will be heading to Italy any time soon as it seems to be more likely one would get a fair trial in Islamabad than Rome. And thats a pretty sad state of affairs if you ask me.    Talk to you all later

FRIDAY the 13th

Fri May 13, 2005 

Well it has been a very quiet week this week. Nothing going on to report. All fronts have been extremely well behaved.

I'm beginning to wonder if the population here is somehow reading my reports. They seem to be on their best behavior lately. I wonder if the ending of my last report had any effect on that? Anyway since nothing is really happening this week I suspect next week will probably have a lot to report.


So until then I will just let you all know things are well here in the workers paradise. The feline and canines are all walking on eggshells. And the other residents are toeing the line also. I will report back next week on any further developments.

Hmmm Another Friday...Imagine that.

Fri May 06, 2005

Well lets get started. Not allot going on here in the workers paradise this week. I suspect the residents used up all the insanity they had last week and needed a new shipment to arrive. I expect things to pick up sometime in the near future.
There was a slight disturbance last night as one of the canines decided it was time to start some form of protest regarding treatment and access to public lands. The canine was informed that the middle of the night was NOT an appropriate time to begin shouting outside the Presidential/Dictator for life residence. The offending canine was escorted away and the incident was documented for later action by the secret police/death squads. One of the other Canines was seen defacing public property and has also been reported to the proper authorities.

This hooliganism is beginning to get out of hand. I think the time is very near that an example must be made to "encourage" the others to follow the rules. I mean they are only there for their own good. An imminent action notice has been sent out to the secret police/death squads and they have been told to prepare for some retaliatory action later in the month. There should be a window of opportunity in a few weeks and I want them ready to act at a moments notice.

The Feline has been up to his usual antics an almost constant low-grade terror campaign against the canines. I'm not really sure what his goals are as these attacks seem to have no point or purpose. I am beginning to believe the feline is acting upon some "external stimuli" ( He's doing what the voices tell him to do). If this situation continues I fear there will be no choice but to commit the feline to an institution specifically designed to deal with his issues. Or I can try plan B....which involves cough syrup, electric shock therapy and linoleum floor circular therapy. I always prefer to deal with our little issues "in house" rather than sending them out for the entire world to see. I will of course continue the usual observation of all the involved parties and even the non involved parties simply because...well we watch everyone here. The question is not " Am I being paranoid....But am I being paranoid enough?"

They're all plotting against me....EVERYONE here plots against me. "And that's not just good old fashioned paranoia.....that's policy." I find it very useful that they are seemingly unaware that I am aware of all their activities. Their communications have been breached I've broken their "enigma" code and to date they are still transmitting in the broken code.

Gentle readers just so you are not overly concerned or distraught. I feel I should inform you... I am quite safe from all their machinations. "In this FULLY OPERATIONAL DEATH...." Umm I shouldn't have said that....You can just ignore that last little lapse and rest assured I have everything in hand and a plan to deal with all possibilities.

Well I do have a pogrom to plan, a little genocide to prepare, and a few other "Surprises" for the various resident of our fair workers paradise to prepare. Busy busy busy..you know the old saying " Idle hands are the devils workshop"....And boy have I gotten some really good ideas from my last "Idle" time.

Anyway to close out this installment I must note I feel I have slipped a little and softened my image a bit too much. It is time for a few well placed acts of ruthlessness just to remind people "who" they are actually dealing with here. I believe its time to exercise the "inner" asshole a little bit. ( this should prove interesting )

Till next time...remember....CYA cause it just might get got.

I've been watching the political debates

I have been watching the recent political debates and it doesnt seem to matter who is talking they keep saying the same old thing over and over. No one seems to have any new ideas but keep harping on the same old ideas and insist they are fresh new approaches to the various problems we are experiencing. I am more and more of the opinion the two major political parties have had their chance and neither seem able to resolve anything. I think it is time to let someone else try to fix things. On that note I have been looking at the Libertarian party and find there is alot to their message I like and agree with. A smaller government that leaves the American people alone and gets out of the way would in my opinion go much farther to resolving many problems. A government that stays out of foreign affairs for a while would be a novel idea and would save billions of dollars in spending which could go a long way to fixing the whole debt problem. The government needs to learn they dont have unlimited funds simply because they have the ability to print more money. The Government should not be involved in every little thing each American does and no matter which side of the political spectrum you fall its wrong to try to legislate every little thing about citizens activities. If you believe an activity should not be practiced then you have every right to not practice it yourself and try to convince others to follow your lead. But forcing them by legal means will never produce the results you want it will only strengthen peoples desire to circumvent those rules and prompt more of the very activity you object to.

I had alot more that I was going to say but I am afraid it is only wasted typing so why bother. If anyone actually reads this just remember one thing, We cannot keep electing the same type of people to office and expect a different outcome. The only way to solve anything is to stop doing what caused the problem and start doing the opposite.  Thats all I hvae to say about that.

What a weekend

This weekend was the 10th anniversary of the Sept 11th terrorist attacks it doesnt really seem like its been 10 years. It seems like only a year or so ago this all happened and now were 10 years past the date. This got me to wondering, are things really any better than they were before the attacks? Are we any safer or more secure? Did we give up some freedom for the sense of security? I have pondered these thoughts over the weekend and still dont really have an answer.

If I had to give an answer I am not sure it would be yes to any except the last one. It seems to me while we may have the semblance of security we simply traded one risk for another. In the ten years since the attacks we have been in two wars one of which is slowly ending and the other still going. We have spent billions of dollars to pay for these wars and borrowed billions more for other homeland security measures that may or may not have made us safer but they certainly have been at the least inconvenient to most and worse to others.

Our economy is in shambles and we dont have the available credit to buy our way out of it even if that would work which is another subject in itself. Who knows what the situation would have been had we not gone to war with those two countries one of which has nothing we need or want and the other has something we want but arent getting it seems. On a side note all those idiots who were going on and on about the Iraq war being about oil....well its pretty much over and Im not aware of any special oil prices we got for our efforts and it seems the price of oil just keeps going up or down but pays no attention to Iraq producing or not. I would say if we were supposed to get oil from Iraq it really hasn't started getting to my gas station yet.

As for Afghanistan they have nothing we want. We have plenty of dirt and rocks here in the US without needing some of theirs. If you dont believe that just take a drive on I40 from Texas to California and you will see more than enough wasteland to get your fill. So now we seem stuck in a country no one wants but the poor devils who are unlucky enough to be born there. I still say the easiest way to have solved the whole Osama Bin Laden thing right at the beginning was one small nuc on the mountain He was hiding under and problem solved. That is alot cheaper than the billions we are spending now and one B2 bomber flying there and back wouldnt risk nearly as many lives as we have lost in that mess. Besides who really cares if a mountain in Afghanistan glows for the next few decades or so, maybe the country needed a night light. That would also have been a very pointed lesson to anyone else thinking of following in Osama's shoes. If you really annoy us we will fry you and be done with it. An objet lesson in the consequences of pissing off the worlds major super power would have gone well to any one elses thoughts and been a good thing. It's not a bad idea to just stomp someone now and again to remind the rest of them what can happen and just might again.

Oh well it's done now and were stuck with it. I guess its a good thing I'm not in charge perhaps the world doesnt really need a glowing mountain.....but it would be cool to see from a distance. I guess thats enough from me. I will leave this post just the way the government has been for years now.......pointless.

IIIIIT'S FRIDAY !!!!!!!!!

Fri Apr 29, 2005 

Well friends it looks like another Friday has found us again. Number 17 this year they just keep adding up. So lets get started with the weekly update.

Its been a rather eventful week this week. The canines were caught in the act of sabotage on the feline waste disposal unit early in the week. Corporal punishment was the judgment of the court. Needless to say it was a lesson ignored by the remaining canines as second attempt was intercepted shortly afterward. They're not very bright but at least they are consistent. There have been minor skirmishes between the canines and the feline this week but not as many as usual. I suspect many of the canine resources were used in planning the earlier attacks and not many were left to support any frontal actions this week.

The Feline on the other hand has almost completely ignored the Canines this week. Aside from a very few half hearted sneak attacks as a lone Canine walks by He has not been very active against the Canines at least. I am in fear for the Felines sanity though as he has begun staring at blank spots on the wall, Watching as nothing moves across the wall and floors, Then launching a full scale attack at the intruding bit of nothing. The Feline seems genuinely confused when he has nothing to show for the attack on a blank space on the wall. He rapidly recovers from the confusion by boasting about how well he repelled the intruder He seems rather pleased with himself for several minutes after one of these attacks. These delusions seem to take him at random and observers can find no pattern to this bizarre activity. We will keep him under observation. (I'm not sure is that an oxymoron since everyone here is always under observation? Or is it merely an irony?)

There was even some unusual activity at the holding area for the political prisoners. It seems ,according to reports, the Feline staged an incursion into the holding area. What his reasons were are not clear as he has issued no statements regarding this action and anytime the subject is brought up all he will say is " I don't want to talk about it." According to eye witnesses the Feline entered the holding area in full attack mode seemingly ready to defend his new territory against all comers. Apparently all comers didn't include the political prisoners as he was immediately noticed by the two female prisoners and set upon. Security forces finally took pity on the Feline and extricated him and most of his skin from the clutches of the prisoners. I am amused to wonder what would have happened if all four of the political prisoners had joined in the attack? As it was the two females had the Feline begging guards and security/death squad personnel to let him out of the holding area. He has since shown no interest in reentering that area.

I think that about covers the happenings here in the workers paradise. I have retained my post as beloved leader/dictator for life and will continue to match my skills against the masses. Till next time remember.....We know what your up to and probably even have it on film.

U.S. has dropped in competitiveness

It seems the world economics forum has dropped the U.S. to fifth place in over all competitiveness world wide. In 2008 we were first on the list and only three years later we are dropped to fifth. The reasons given were the amount of debt and the lack of confidence our government is receiving in the belief it can correct this debt. So now Switzerland, Sweden, Singapore and Finland are ahead of us in the rating.

 How long will it take us to figure out we cant keep doing the same thing and hope things get better? We keep electing the same people to office and then act surprised that things don't get better. Even when we actually do elect someone new they wind up doing the same thing the previous office holder did and nothing gets better. If the U.S. were a company it would have to declare bankruptcy to avoid a total collapse.

 It's high time we as the voting public decide to try something different. I mean REALLY different. On that note I have some ideas.

1. Term limits on every Federally elected official. Thats right no more career politicians. politicians should get elected, do their jobs then go home. I think a two term limit would be just fine, It's good enough for the President it should be good enough for members of Congress.

2. Completely overhaul our Tax system. It's too complicated and too easy for people and companies to get around. I personally would like to see a flat tax. Everybody pays the same rate no matter what. Do away with all the exemptions and loopholes. Each taxpayer files for themselves no joint filing and each taxpayer gets one personal exemption of 30,000 dollars. The first 30,000 you earn has no federal taxes after that you pay a percentage of what you earn. No loopholes after 30K it's all taxable no arguments period.

3. Social Security becomes optional. If you want to have Social Security when you retire you opt in and make payments. If you dont want to pay you dont have to but you wont get anything at retirement, nothing, no medicare, no social security payments, nothing.

4. Change Corporate tax structure. Drop the percentage to 25% and remove any deferments and tax breaks. Every corporation based in U.S. would pay 25% of their yearly profits, thats it no deals, no options, if you make a profit you pay taxes.

5. Bring our troops back from all the overseas bases and wars and put them to work securing our borders. Thats the primary job of our military to keep the U.S. secure so let them do it.

 6. Change immigration rules. If you can show you have a place to go and the likely hood of getting work we will give you a 6 month temporary visa. Once you get to the city you applied to go to when you entered you will have to go to an INS office and report and once you get a job you can apply for an extension of your visa. If you go 2 years without getting arrested, keep working and can speak and read english you can apply for permanent alien residence. If after five years of permanent alien status you want to apply for citizenship you can go through the process and apply.

There are several more that I can think of but I am just not going to put them down now. I expect if we did these six things we would see a big change in how our country was doing. I dont think any of these will ever actually get done, but it was a fun idea to think about anyway. I'm outta here for now talk to you all later.

Well lookie here...another Friday

Fri Apr 15, 2005 

Greetings from the workers paradise. Its been a relatively slow week this week. The canines have been kept inline by the fear of a "medical" procedure being performed on them. After the feline related his experiences with a trip to the medical facilities the whole population has been on their best behavior. I think that was a great way to "control the population" in more than one way even.

The felines medical procedure went as scheduled and was without complications. He has been in a much more subdued mood the last few days. There have been no terrorist attacks on infrastructure. There was one minor attempt on the life of the Beloved leader last night all involved parties have been captured and punished accordingly. The feline seems no worse for the loss of his "little friends" and is settling back into life here in our paradise.

There have been no changes in the status of the political prisoners and all has been quiet for some time on that front. Word is the transfer to the gulags is proceeding in a timely fashion and should be completed in a few more months.

All in all spring is progressing nicely in our neck of the woods and all is as it is expected to be. Things are holding together and my grip on the populace remains tight and in place. Well that's about all I have to report today. As always I am very busy with oppression and torment and haven't much time for our little talks. Till next time remember...we know who you are and we know what you've been saying in part due to our extremely effective Secret police/death squads. Talk to you all next week.