Well lookie here...another Friday

Fri Apr 15, 2005 

Greetings from the workers paradise. Its been a relatively slow week this week. The canines have been kept inline by the fear of a "medical" procedure being performed on them. After the feline related his experiences with a trip to the medical facilities the whole population has been on their best behavior. I think that was a great way to "control the population" in more than one way even.

The felines medical procedure went as scheduled and was without complications. He has been in a much more subdued mood the last few days. There have been no terrorist attacks on infrastructure. There was one minor attempt on the life of the Beloved leader last night all involved parties have been captured and punished accordingly. The feline seems no worse for the loss of his "little friends" and is settling back into life here in our paradise.

There have been no changes in the status of the political prisoners and all has been quiet for some time on that front. Word is the transfer to the gulags is proceeding in a timely fashion and should be completed in a few more months.

All in all spring is progressing nicely in our neck of the woods and all is as it is expected to be. Things are holding together and my grip on the populace remains tight and in place. Well that's about all I have to report today. As always I am very busy with oppression and torment and haven't much time for our little talks. Till next time remember...we know who you are and we know what you've been saying in part due to our extremely effective Secret police/death squads. Talk to you all next week.