Hmmm Another Friday...Imagine that.

Fri May 06, 2005

Well lets get started. Not allot going on here in the workers paradise this week. I suspect the residents used up all the insanity they had last week and needed a new shipment to arrive. I expect things to pick up sometime in the near future.
There was a slight disturbance last night as one of the canines decided it was time to start some form of protest regarding treatment and access to public lands. The canine was informed that the middle of the night was NOT an appropriate time to begin shouting outside the Presidential/Dictator for life residence. The offending canine was escorted away and the incident was documented for later action by the secret police/death squads. One of the other Canines was seen defacing public property and has also been reported to the proper authorities.

This hooliganism is beginning to get out of hand. I think the time is very near that an example must be made to "encourage" the others to follow the rules. I mean they are only there for their own good. An imminent action notice has been sent out to the secret police/death squads and they have been told to prepare for some retaliatory action later in the month. There should be a window of opportunity in a few weeks and I want them ready to act at a moments notice.

The Feline has been up to his usual antics an almost constant low-grade terror campaign against the canines. I'm not really sure what his goals are as these attacks seem to have no point or purpose. I am beginning to believe the feline is acting upon some "external stimuli" ( He's doing what the voices tell him to do). If this situation continues I fear there will be no choice but to commit the feline to an institution specifically designed to deal with his issues. Or I can try plan B....which involves cough syrup, electric shock therapy and linoleum floor circular therapy. I always prefer to deal with our little issues "in house" rather than sending them out for the entire world to see. I will of course continue the usual observation of all the involved parties and even the non involved parties simply because...well we watch everyone here. The question is not " Am I being paranoid....But am I being paranoid enough?"

They're all plotting against me....EVERYONE here plots against me. "And that's not just good old fashioned paranoia.....that's policy." I find it very useful that they are seemingly unaware that I am aware of all their activities. Their communications have been breached I've broken their "enigma" code and to date they are still transmitting in the broken code.

Gentle readers just so you are not overly concerned or distraught. I feel I should inform you... I am quite safe from all their machinations. "In this FULLY OPERATIONAL DEATH...." Umm I shouldn't have said that....You can just ignore that last little lapse and rest assured I have everything in hand and a plan to deal with all possibilities.

Well I do have a pogrom to plan, a little genocide to prepare, and a few other "Surprises" for the various resident of our fair workers paradise to prepare. Busy busy busy..you know the old saying " Idle hands are the devils workshop"....And boy have I gotten some really good ideas from my last "Idle" time.

Anyway to close out this installment I must note I feel I have slipped a little and softened my image a bit too much. It is time for a few well placed acts of ruthlessness just to remind people "who" they are actually dealing with here. I believe its time to exercise the "inner" asshole a little bit. ( this should prove interesting )

Till next time...remember....CYA cause it just might get got.