Fri Apr 29, 2005
Its been a rather eventful week this week. The canines were caught in the act of sabotage on the feline waste disposal unit early in the week. Corporal punishment was the judgment of the court. Needless to say it was a lesson ignored by the remaining canines as second attempt was intercepted shortly afterward. They're not very bright but at least they are consistent. There have been minor skirmishes between the canines and the feline this week but not as many as usual. I suspect many of the canine resources were used in planning the earlier attacks and not many were left to support any frontal actions this week.
The Feline on the other hand has almost completely ignored the Canines this week. Aside from a very few half hearted sneak attacks as a lone Canine walks by He has not been very active against the Canines at least. I am in fear for the Felines sanity though as he has begun staring at blank spots on the wall, Watching as nothing moves across the wall and floors, Then launching a full scale attack at the intruding bit of nothing. The Feline seems genuinely confused when he has nothing to show for the attack on a blank space on the wall. He rapidly recovers from the confusion by boasting about how well he repelled the intruder He seems rather pleased with himself for several minutes after one of these attacks. These delusions seem to take him at random and observers can find no pattern to this bizarre activity. We will keep him under observation. (I'm not sure is that an oxymoron since everyone here is always under observation? Or is it merely an irony?)
There was even some unusual activity at the holding area for the political prisoners. It seems ,according to reports, the Feline staged an incursion into the holding area. What his reasons were are not clear as he has issued no statements regarding this action and anytime the subject is brought up all he will say is " I don't want to talk about it." According to eye witnesses the Feline entered the holding area in full attack mode seemingly ready to defend his new territory against all comers. Apparently all comers didn't include the political prisoners as he was immediately noticed by the two female prisoners and set upon. Security forces finally took pity on the Feline and extricated him and most of his skin from the clutches of the prisoners. I am amused to wonder what would have happened if all four of the political prisoners had joined in the attack? As it was the two females had the Feline begging guards and security/death squad personnel to let him out of the holding area. He has since shown no interest in reentering that area.
I think that about covers the happenings here in the workers paradise. I have retained my post as beloved leader/dictator for life and will continue to match my skills against the masses. Till next time remember.....We know what your up to and probably even have it on film.
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